Teacher: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Do you see the grass?
Tommy: Yes.
Teacher: Go outside, look up, and tell me if you can see the sky.
Tommy: (returns a minute later) I saw it.
Teacher: Did you see God?
Tommy: No.
Teacher: That’s my point — we can’t see God because He isn’t there; He doesn’t exist.
A little girl raised her hand.
Little Girl: May I ask Tommy a few questions?
Teacher: Go ahead.
Little Girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Do you see the grass?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Did you see the sky?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Do you see the teacher?
Tommy: Yes.
Little Girl: Do you see her brain?
Tommy: No.
Little Girl: Then, according to what we learned today… she must not have one!....