Sometimes, life on the farm gets a little more “eventful” than expected. Whether it’s a massive new neighbor moving in or a naming ceremony gone wrong, these two stories are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
The Smallest Bull’s Big Strategy
Three bulls were standing in a field when they heard the rancher was bringing in a newcomer.
The First Bull (5 years on the ranch): “I’ve got 100 cows, and I’m not sharing a single one!”
The Second Bull (3 years on the ranch): “I’ve got 50 cows, and I’ve earned them. He’s getting nothing from me.”
The Third Bull (1 year on the ranch): “I only have 10 cows, but I’m keeping every single one of them.”....
