An elderly man walked into a bar, had a couple of beers, and when the bartender told him the total was four dollars, he shook his head and said, “But I already paid you. Don’t you remember?” The bartender, not wanting to argue with an older gentleman, replied, “If you say you paid, then you did.”
The man left, chuckling to himself, and told a friend outside that the bartender couldn’t keep track of who paid. His friend rushed in, ordered a beer, and when the bill came, he repeated the same trick. Again, the bartender answered calmly, “If you say you paid, I’ll take your word for it.”....
