An elderly woman went to the doctor one day because she had an uncomfortable itch in her crotch. Worried, she explained her symptoms, and the doctor told her, “It sounds like you have crabs.” The woman shook her head firmly. “Impossible. I’m eighty years old, and I’m a virgin.”
Unsatisfied with the answer, she visited a second doctor. After explaining everything again, he gave the same response: “It’s probably crabs.” “No,” she repeated, growing frustrated. “I’m an eighty-year-old virgin. That cannot be the reason.”....
