I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull.
I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow.
He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows!
He’s like a machine! I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him … but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Some speculated it was the magic touch of the vet, while others whispered about mysterious potions and elixirs. But the truth remained elusive, hidden behind the bull’s inscrutable gaze and the faint scent of peppermint lingering in the air.
Despite the chaos he caused with his unbridled passion, the bull became somewhat of a legend in the area, his name whispered in awe and amusement alike. And while the farmer may have been initially perplexed by his investment’s unconventional behavior, he couldn’t deny the lucrative outcome of the bull’s newfound prowess. As for the pills, well, the secret ingredient remained a tantalizing mystery, buried deep within the bull’s peppermint-flavored legacy.