A 70-year-old man had gone his entire life without ever marrying. Then one day, fate surprised him. He met a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and to everyone’s shock, the two instantly connected. Their bond grew quickly, and before long, they decided to get married.
After the wedding, the newlyweds headed to Florida for their honeymoon, ready to begin a new chapter together. When they returned home, the man’s friend couldn’t hold back his curiosity.
“So, my friend,” he asked with a grin, “how was the honeymoon?” The older man’s face lit up. “Oh, it was wonderful. The sun, the beach, and yes… we shared special moments almost every night.”
His friend raised an eyebrow. “At your age? How did you manage that night after night?” The man laughed and said, “Well, we nearly made love on Monday… we nearly made love on Tuesday…”