An Old Man Breaks Wind In Bed And Starts A Farting Contest With His Wife

They sometimes say that marriage is a game for the young, but if you ask any older couples, they will tell you that experience matters the most. Think of it this way, when you first get married, you are careful to do everything right. When you are older, you don’t mind doing something wrong on occasion. That fact can be seen in the funniest way when an old man starts a farting contest with his wife. It’s a moment in time of laughter and love, but it ends with a moment of regret.

Read on. An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, ‘Seven Points.’His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’ The old man replied, ‘It’s fart football.’

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