The teacher asked the class, “I’ll give $2 to whoever tells me who the most famous man in history was.”
An Irish boy raised his hand: “St. Patrick!” The teacher said, “Sorry, Sean, no.”
A French boy said: “Napoleon!” The teacher replied, “Sorry, Pierre, not him either.”
Finally, Maurice, a Jewish boy, raised his hand: “It was Jesus Christ.” The teacher beamed, “Correct, Maurice! Here is your $2. But I’m surprised, you being Jewish and all…”
Maurice shrugged as he tucked the money away: “Look, in my heart I know it’s Moses, but business is business.” 💸😂