2. The CEO’s Job Interview
A man is asked in an interview, “What’s your greatest strength?”
“I’m very fast at math,” he says.
“What’s 37 × 18?”
“247?” he answers instantly.
“That’s wrong!”
“Yeah,” he shrugs, “but I was fast.”
Why It’s Funny: He values speed over accuracy—an unexpected and hilarious twist.
3. The Smartest Man on the Plane
On a crashing plane, a doctor and a lawyer grab parachutes, claiming their importance. A priest offers the last one to a boy. The boy smiles:
“Relax, Father. The smartest man in the world just took my backpack.”
Why It’s Funny: Arrogance meets instant karma.
4. The Talking Dog
A man claims his dog can talk.
“What’s on top of a house?”
“Roof!”
“Opposite of smooth?”
“Ruff!”
They’re kicked out. Outside, the dog asks, “Should I have said ‘bark’?”
Why It’s Funny: The punchline reveals the dog actually had opinions.
5. The Millionaire’s Wife
A wife asks if her husband would remarry.
“Maybe.”
“Would she use my golf clubs?”
“No,” he replies. “She’s left-handed.”
Why It’s Funny: Brutally honest—and unintentionally revealing.
6. The Genie’s Revenge
A genie grants three wishes—but the man’s ex gets double. After wishing for money and a mansion, he says,
“For my last wish… beat me half to death.”
Why It’s Funny: Dark humor flips the classic genie story.