A police officer pulls over a driver and surprises him with unexpected news: he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition for wearing his seat belt.
Curious, the officer asks, “What are you going to do with the prize money?” The driver shrugs and says, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and finally get my license.”
Before the officer can respond, the man’s wife jumps in. “Officer, don’t mind him,” she insists. “He acts smart when he’s drunk.” The situation escalates when someone suddenly rises from the back seat, emerging from under a blanket. “I told you we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car,” the man blurts out.....





