A police officer pulls over a car and surprises the driver by announcing he has won $5,000 in a safety competition—simply for wearing his seat belt. Shocked but curious, the officer asks, “What are you going to do with the prize money?” The driver shrugs and says, “Well… I guess I’ll finally go to driving school and get my license.”
The officer raises an eyebrow, but before he can respond, the man’s wife quickly jumps in. “Oh, don’t mind him, Officer. He’s just being a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”Now confused, the officer leans forward as another voice suddenly appears from the back seat.....
