A man and a blonde woman find themselves riding the same elevator one morning. Trying to make conversation, the man asks, “Where are you heading today?” “I’m going down to give blood,” she replies. Curious, he asks, “How much do you get paid for that?” “About twenty dollars,” she answers. The man nods and says, “Wow. I’m going up to...
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