Bob was getting ready for a checkup when the nurse asked him to remove his clothes and put on a gown.
“In front of you?” he asked nervously.
She smiled. “No, but don’t worry — I’ve seen plenty of naked bodies.”
“Not like mine,” Bob muttered. “You’d die laughing.”
“I’m a professional,” the nurse assured him. “Twenty years on the job, and I’ve never laughed at a patient.”....





