One day in class, the teacher noticed Little Johnny squirming in his seat, shifting left and right like he was sitting on a cactus. She walked over and whispered, “Johnny, is everything alright? You look uncomfortable.” Johnny sighed dramatically. “Miss, my legs are itching so bad. I think that new laundry powder my mum used is attacking me!”
Trying not to laugh, the teacher said, “If it’s that bad, you can take my phone and call your mother. Maybe she can bring you clean trousers. But don’t make a scene in class.”
“Thank you, miss!” Johnny said, grabbing the phone and hurrying out of the room.....
